My newest unattainable nerd crush: Cara Santa Maria. She’s ten days younger than I am, a neuroscientist, friend of Neil deGrasse Tyson and has a Carl Sagan tattoo. Sagan tattoos make any woman 1,000,000,000% more attractive.
My real name
Writer, literatus, movie buff, pretentious snob,oenophile, lazy bum.
